February 2012
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things i would like to know
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I can’t talk to strangers correctly at all!
Sooner or later someone is going to tip the police that I’m a schitzo or that I’m going to bomb the school because I can’t control my sarcasm and overactive imagination!
Someone asks if the seat is taken i tell them it is my imaginary friend.
Someone asks if I’m ok and I tell them...
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SCP
Me: -intenetly staring at screen-
Strangers: -intently staring at me-
Me: -jumps- the fuck... -looks around-
Stranger: -looks away-
Me: the FUck....
Stranger: -looking worried like-
Me: The FUCK...
Stranger: -puzzled look-
Me: WHAT THE FUCK...
Stranger: are you ok?
Me: No I'm spiraling down a never ending stair case and there are things hiding in the darkness. -realizes that wasn't in my head-
Stranger: You should see a doctor about that...
Me: .... I do -stares at Stranger-
Stranger: O - O -looks away-
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Hopes and Dreams
Me: Living together later on would be nice. But if I get into Vet school I'd be in either Arkansas or Ohio. So it still wouldn't happen.
Boyfriend: Yeah I know.
Me: And YOOOOU HAD to go to NKU XD
Boyfriend: Hey! I didn't WANT to!
Me: But if I don't get into Vet school I'll be home free.
Boyfriend: ... I never thought I would subconsciously hope your dreams would fail.
Me: I never thought I would subconsciously hope MY dreams would fail XDDDD
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IDFK
Wearing a cute sweater dress to help keep warm outside.
Only to sit in class where the seats are made of hell fire and the vents puke lava!
deathbyshitstorm asked: Nana, your background is the most spectacular thing I've ever seen and THAT UMBREON WILL BE MINE FOREVER AND ALWAYS YES IT IS HAPPENING
Anonymous asked: You are such a happy hyper and fun person to be around! I hope you are doing well in college! I miss not being able to see you alot!
Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of...
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How I feel today
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Me: -walking to my dorm- what would be the best gift for Cooper for Valentines Day?
Stranger's Voice: a blow job!
Me: -looks around- .... -turns back around- Maybe chocolate
Stranger's Voice: Definitely a blow job...
Me: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?!
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thegestianpoet:
fussybabybitch:
Remember that PBS cartoon about the Chinese cats praciticing calligraphy with their tails well I just looked into it and turns out that show didn’t exist. It was the beginnings of a new MK Ultra program and you all have false memories of learning vaguely Easternized morality lessons to increasing One World complacency. Cartoons aren’t even real the government...
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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
So I have a friend named Fletch from camp.
He asked me to the movies earlier this week and I said sure then I asked how much and he said he would pay for it. O-o Then I started being suspicious bout this movie thing.
Then my mom says she is coming up yesterday so I told him I might not be able to make it.
So I get on facebook and his status says he is locked...
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Sarcasm idiot style.
Stranger: Is someone sitting in this chair? -points to empty chair-
Me: ... My friend Roger... He says you are poking his head and he doesn't like it.
Stranger: O-O''' Ok
Me: ... -face palm- what the fuck did I just do?
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Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
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fushigiyo asked: my mistake, the name of the anime is brave 10. I'm sorry >.<
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